Can Nothing Be Done About This?!

Neglect!

Applied to the subject of children, the elderly, or the infirm, it may well constitute a criminal act.

But there is no category in law for remedying neglect of a blog. I, of all simians, should be most grateful for this oversight. Can you imagine the scene that might otherwise greet me some early morning? SWAT team scattered across the neighbor's yards . . . a rather natty sheriff with a commanding voice thundering from behind his shiny car with the bright lights: "The house is surrounded! Come out with your hands up!"

This to be followed inevitably by the sad spectacle of my monkeyboy frame draped over by a heavy overcoat with only legs and handcuffed wrists showing from beneath!

"I can't help it, your honor! I have better intentions but I seem to forget that I even have a blog . . . until something like this happens! I'm not evil . . . I just like to monkey around!"

I'll let you know how the trial comes out...

If they have computers in blog-neglect prison.

-The MonkeyBoy